"I gotta say, I miss your sense of fun an’ humor - fumor, let’s call it. But red and black goes well with the new ‘shall do’ attitude. But who knew that tight-fittin’ clothes and confidence might be a bit shocking attractive? Pft!"
((I had no bloody clue what to write - have the standard “your personality” answer, mate.))
"I still have a sense of humor! I make those - what are they called - "pop culture" references that are so popular with the youths every now and again. You’ve just been too busy to notice, Mr. Bruce Cimbell.
"News flash, pally - that last hit when I wasn’t looking? Total cowards punch."
"Besides, what would I possibly have to explain? Even that Deadpool dimwit can hang onto the concept of time travel and ‘men outta time.’ So whats your excuse, rhymes-with-marker? I mean… you look like him, you move like him, you even sound like him. But you’re acting more like one of those ancient Life Model Decoy toys. (Though that would explain the big shocking hissy fit over bein’ called ‘low tech,’ wouldn’t it?)”
"… You—you brought that on yourself! But that’s besides the point."
"I want to know what you’re doing in 2014 and why you protected that bespectacled buffon Tiberius Stone."
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always
gets bitten on the neck by a snake.
"Can you get a close-in on this?"
I will never not love this man with all my heart.
So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.
I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.
I love Steve Irwin.
I really wanna make a joke about these heartstruck people, but I don’t want to make it sting more than it already does.